Listening my Mom talk is
Listening my Mom talk is a fate worse than death
I would rather etch a circle into my arm with a safety pin than talk to her again tonight
her mom is pretty scary
boku no homestuck?
so there have been a lot of “don’t watch an anime called Boku” posts going around, but has anyone noticed Pico is the same age as the homestuck kids?
Doctor who jokes (not mine but still funny as hell
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
*Silence falls*
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma’s so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma’s so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma’s so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma’s so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma’s so fat, Captain Jack didn’t try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn’t guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
The Eleventh Doctor: Chickens are cool!
The Tenth Doctor: I dunno. I’ve learnt to stay away from hens.
The Ninth Doctor: Common poultry with migratory habits. Fantastic!
The Sixth Doctor: I haven’t the slightest idea, Perry. Perry!
The Fifth Doctor: Ah. I’m not quite sure, but I’m sure someone around here could tell us!
The Fourth Doctor: Would it like a jelly baby?
Idris/Sexy: Do chickens cross roads?
The daleks: The chicken will be exterminated!
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. Has the chicken requested assistance?
The street vendors of NNY: Buy some happy for your trip across the road!
Amy Pond: I don’t know. Does it matter, a chicken crossing?
Jackie Tyler: That chicken’s mother is probably worried about it.
Captain Jack: Hello, chicken.
The Judoon: We have no juristiction over chickens.
Torchwood: If it’s avian, it’s ours.
I had everything except for the moon shoes and colorful orb thing.
I never had 3 of them
But oh god my childhoodi had everything except the moon shoes because i’m awesome like that
Most of these, except for those tamagotchi ones… I borrowed one from a friend.
I killed it. I have never seen her so mad. O_O
6/9 yeah i had those
Never had an MLP pony, Furby, or Moon Shoes. Everything else though xD
asdfghj Kiki never even comes on here
So I’m hacking it to make it a tad bit more exciting
I’m half tempted to just make her follow a whole bunch of akward blogs
